uNiTeD wE sTaNd, DiViDeD wE fALL...

memories of us shall never fade away... It will eventually grow stronger everyday...
 
HomePortalSearchRegisterLog in

 

 Poem (Pudge)

Go down 
AuthorMessage
lipwei

lipwei

Number of posts : 7
Age : 31
Registration date : 2007-03-19

Poem (Pudge) Empty
PostSubject: Poem (Pudge)   Poem (Pudge) Icon_minitimeMon Mar 26, 2007 1:38 am

i had too much free time, so i sort of made this poem dedicated to pudge, the butcher

Big, fat, ugly and mean,
Pudge, The Butcher, is his name;
To him, killing is not a sin,
Cutting up flesh makes him sane.

Meat Hook drags enemies to their demise,
Flesh Heap keeps him strong and healthy;
The stench of Rot-err, not very nice,
Dismember brings people to their knees.

The sheer sight of 'xxx has chosen Pudge, The Butcher',
AHH! THE FEAR!
Roaming the map, looking for unsuspecting victims,
Executing his combo requires lightning-fast reflexes.

Seeing a hook just miss on our hero,
We breathe a sigh of relief;
As a hook drags us into our foe,
We look on haplessly, in disbelief.

Effective and useful when played properly,
Mastering Meat Hook is the key.
A force to be reckoned with on the battlefield,
Pudge, The Butcher, fits the bill.

COMMENTS PLEASE
Back to top Go down
Filet-o-Fish

Filet-o-Fish

Number of posts : 236
Age : 30
Registration date : 2007-01-13

Poem (Pudge) Empty
PostSubject: Re: Poem (Pudge)   Poem (Pudge) Icon_minitimeMon Mar 26, 2007 11:01 pm

Undoubtedly, it is a great poem dude, let me have a try as well....
ok.....here's mine
(Spirit Breaker & Ursa Warrior)

As a cow, Spirit Breaker the Barathrum,
It is used to be provide delicious Milk, it's milk was so fresh that u can drink it without mixing biscuits;
But now, it can charge you in any places , no matter u are defecating or playing hide and seek;
It's Nether Strike can strike you beside fountain , and causing you headache.

As a Bear, Ursa Warrior the Furbolg,
As a famous Cutty bear in the Zoo Negara, Ursa own the sight of children;
but now he has been sent to Putrajaya city, and started to lose in forest; he wears his armor, not fearing the power of firearms;
his can punch you into hell XD.

Spirit Breaker, Ursa and pudge are friends, they are both look like circles , because they love to yam char together, every ma mar store have their foot steps, they don't care how ugly when others are eating, coz both of them are the same, they can share milo ice together, and gang bang their magi goreng with nasi lemak. Indeed, They are friends.



Don't fuck me , i just simply write only. READ IT , NO COMMENTS PLEASE.

_________________
Poem (Pudge) 96873790qj0


Last edited by on Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:27 pm; edited 1 time in total
Back to top Go down
lipwei

lipwei

Number of posts : 7
Age : 31
Registration date : 2007-03-19

Poem (Pudge) Empty
PostSubject: Re: Poem (Pudge)   Poem (Pudge) Icon_minitimeTue Mar 27, 2007 4:50 am

......

is no comment a comment?
Back to top Go down
Filet-o-Fish

Filet-o-Fish

Number of posts : 236
Age : 30
Registration date : 2007-01-13

Poem (Pudge) Empty
PostSubject: Re: Poem (Pudge)   Poem (Pudge) Icon_minitimeTue Mar 27, 2007 6:27 pm

........................
sry ar XD.......is no

_________________
Poem (Pudge) 96873790qj0
Back to top Go down
NeARn

NeARn

Number of posts : 177
Age : 30
Registration date : 2007-01-13

Poem (Pudge) Empty
PostSubject: Re: Poem (Pudge)   Poem (Pudge) Icon_minitimeSat Mar 31, 2007 1:18 am

lolx...
funny
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




Poem (Pudge) Empty
PostSubject: Re: Poem (Pudge)   Poem (Pudge) Icon_minitime

Back to top Go down
 
Poem (Pudge)
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
uNiTeD wE sTaNd, DiViDeD wE fALL... :: Sharing... :: Dota!!!-
Jump to: