Poem (Pudge)

i had too much free time, so i sort of made this poem dedicated to pudge, the butcher

Big, fat, ugly and mean,
Pudge, The Butcher, is his name;
To him, killing is not a sin,
Cutting up flesh makes him sane.

Meat Hook drags enemies to their demise,
Flesh Heap keeps him strong and healthy;
The stench of Rot-err, not very nice,
Dismember brings people to their knees.

The sheer sight of 'xxx has chosen Pudge, The Butcher',
AHH! THE FEAR!
Roaming the map, looking for unsuspecting victims,
Executing his combo requires lightning-fast reflexes.

Seeing a hook just miss on our hero,
We breathe a sigh of relief;
As a hook drags us into our foe,
We look on haplessly, in disbelief.

Effective and useful when played properly,
Mastering Meat Hook is the key.
A force to be reckoned with on the battlefield,
Pudge, The Butcher, fits the bill.

COMMENTS PLEASE

Undoubtedly, it is a great poem dude, let me have a try as well....
ok.....here's mine
(Spirit Breaker & Ursa Warrior)

As a cow, Spirit Breaker the Barathrum,
It is used to be provide delicious Milk, it's milk was so fresh that u can drink it without mixing biscuits;
But now, it can charge you in any places , no matter u are defecating or playing hide and seek;
It's Nether Strike can strike you beside fountain , and causing you headache.

As a Bear, Ursa Warrior the Furbolg,
As a famous Cutty bear in the Zoo Negara, Ursa own the sight of children;
but now he has been sent to Putrajaya city, and started to lose in forest; he wears his armor, not fearing the power of firearms;
his can punch you into hell XD.

Spirit Breaker, Ursa and pudge are friends, they are both look like circles , because they love to yam char together, every ma mar store have their foot steps, they don't care how ugly when others are eating, coz both of them are the same, they can share milo ice together, and gang bang their magi goreng with nasi lemak. Indeed, They are friends.



Don't fuck me , i just simply write only. READ IT , NO COMMENTS PLEASE.

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is no comment a comment?

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sry ar XD.......is no

lolx...
funny