Alert: Beyond The Freezing Point

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

This place is highly restricted...no dogs allowed.

And no useless post r allowed in this area(such as nearn's Yeah meeting meeting...)

And remember, this area is as wat the topic said... i would not be respondsible for any damage caused to any1 who bypass or enter this section...including frostbites...

And lastly, those who had brains will onli know how to enjoy these jokes...

HAPPY FREEZING...

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

Joke No.1
Grade: Freezing

One day, a white football asked a Golden football:" why r u golden?" the golden football said:" So that my bruises don't show up easily."

*I told u, i will not be responsible for any damge..

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

Joke No.2
Grade: ???

A man is sitting at the bar drinking away his sorrows. Suddenly, he saw two squirrels burdt through the front door and sit down next to him.

Amazed, the man watches as they order drinks and eat from a bowl of nuts. Finally, the man gives up on trying to contain his curiosity.

"Where did you two learn to talk?"he ask.

"Wow, you Are really drunk," the squirrel closest to him replies."There's only one of me."

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

Joke No.3
Grade:Funny

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks," Do you have any acetylsalicylic asid?"
The pharmacist says," Do you mean aspirin?"
"That's it!" says the chemist," I can never remember the word."

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

Joke No.4
Grade: Nice One

Adam and Joseph were talking about their families. Adam said," My grandfather was a very good conductor before he died."
"Was he a musician?" Joseph asked.
"No, " said Adam, "he was struck by lightning."

This 1 nice lor hahahaha

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

Joke No.5
Grade: Stella Will Love It

The bishop spoke to the congregation about the shortage of priests and nuns. "Too many of you are only having one child and letting them go off into other professions. I propose that each family should have three children: one for the father, one for the mother, and one for the church."
A few days later, the bishop was out shopping when he saw a pregnant woman from his parish. But before he could say hello, she shouted above the crowd, "This one is yours, Bishop!"

Number of posts : 177 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-13

1) bruises = wat?? T_T dun noe leh...
really veri cool....
Freeze liao...
GG.....
笑點在那裡呢???

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

hey... i said no dogs allowed...bruises is hei-qing lah...

Number of posts : 177 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-13

Hey GG
dun think that very funny o !
No Dog allowed~
F U

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

ya.. who says dogs r allowed in forums? Juz c the web and tell me which forum allow lah... if u r not here to c the jokes and giv comments then dun simply bark lah

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

Joke No.6
Grade: Stella will Also like this 1

As any devout Catholic will tell yyou, going to confession allows people to get a lot off their chests. Sometimes too much. A woman was waiting her turn at the confessional when she heard a priest admonish one penitent," Please limit your confession to your own sins."

gg 1...

Number of posts : 236 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-01-13

Beyond the freezing point?????????//
Below the laugh point lar, my turn to ' kick ur ass' XD

No lar, seriously there are few nice jokes, such as no dog allowed. XD

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

gg lolz... i scare u become frozen tuna liao... however... u can giv any comment about any of the jokes in section... no limit...

Number of posts : 236 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-01-13

Comment ar..........ok..................

No Dog allowed damn funny lo XD~ wukakaka

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

u sound a bit like nearn liao... where is he... i damn miss him lolz... coz dog's man best fren...

Number of posts : 236 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-01-13

Wei GG, every posts i have think before i post de..........have gist one then i will post...........

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

Ohh okie... wan some more jokes? i find some jokes about fish 1 ok? haha... be frozen...

Number of posts : 236 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-01-13

Let your horses come, and let me rest a while can or not? u keep posting ..........i can't ever esc from this forum~! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

i also no time arrhhh... have to do the meeting thingy 1st... wait for me okie?

Admin Number of posts : 143 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-01-10

gg, relax for a while lah...
u also a busy man loh...
so have time post some jokes lah...
hehe....

Number of posts : 236 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-01-13

Yo GG, i had found a freezing jokes for you XD

吃素

Q:非洲食人族的酋长吃什么？？？
A:人啊！！
Q:那有一天，酋长生病了，医生告诉他要吃素，那他要吃什么？？？

A:吃植物人！！！！

哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！

Diao! damn cold

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

haha...thx for helping to get this zone freezing...i didnt hav the time to freeze it so often, so i noe u can help haha

Number of posts : 177 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-13

冷風過境...
here is frozen thore??
sry....
G_G

Number of posts : 126 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-20

Some Freezing Announcement:

Good news to the penguins and polar bears who like frosts...this zone will be refrost next week, so dun worry about the green-house effect now, if u wanna blame it, blame the teacher for giving too much homework. Have a nice freeze...

Number of posts : 43 Age : 35 Registration date : 2007-01-12

Then don do homework lolz
Very Happy

i wan my same old lazy gang pls Crying or Very sad

LG
act normal please
gg
lol!