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PostSubject: --wrOng nUmbEr--   --wrOng nUmbEr-- Icon_minitimeSun Jan 21, 2007 9:46 pm

一名男子在上班時打電話回家。接電話的是一位陌生女子。

男子說,『你是誰?』『我是這裡的女傭。』女子回答。

『我們沒有請女傭啊。』

『今天早上這間屋子的女主人叫我來的。』

『喔,那我是她先生。她在嗎』

『可是...她和一個....我以為是她先生的男人在樓上的房間裡。』

男子聽了非常火大。他對女傭說,『聽著,你想不想賺$75,000元?』

『我需要做什麼?』

『我要你去把我書桌裡的槍拿出來然後把那兩個奸夫淫婦給斃了!』

女傭把電話放下。

男子聽到腳步聲,接著兩聲槍聲。女傭回來拿起電話。

『我要怎麼處理屍體呢?』『把他們丟到游泳池裡去。』『什麼游泳池啊?』

『啊,這隻電話是2342-6724嗎?』

『打錯=o=』
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PostSubject: wrong number   --wrOng nUmbEr-- Icon_minitimeSun Jan 21, 2007 11:59 pm

haha Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing lol!
i like this one... you've got me with tat joke!!!
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PostSubject: Re: --wrOng nUmbEr--   --wrOng nUmbEr-- Icon_minitimeMon Jan 22, 2007 1:27 am

nice jokes.... lol!
kill wrong peoples... Laughing
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