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PostSubject: 嘿~嘿咻   Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:13 pm

pig oop!!!


某甲有三顆,他知道自己和一般人不一樣,不敢讓人知道,但放在心理卻總覺得
不對勁,有一天他鼓起勇氣對他的室友說:「我和你加起來有五顆」

他室友非常驚訝,並大聲喊道:「甚麼!你只有一顆!? 」


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PostSubject: Re: 嘿~嘿咻   Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:17 pm

阿榮、阿德與阿文三人,為追求武士道精神而前往日本辛苦的跑遍了整個日本後,終於找到一位著明的老師父;老師父出了很多的難題給他們,以決定他們是否有資格成為入門弟子。雖然考驗是一道又一道,但他們都一一的通過;終於,來到最後一道考驗──『定力』老師父要三人到大廳內排排站:「現[b]在考你們的定力,請你們把所有身上的衣服全部脫光。」老師父在每個人的『那話ㄦ』都吊上一個鈴鐺。之後,老師父請來日本當紅女明星──飯島小可愛──上場了!二話不說,她開始在那邊寬衣解帶突然!「叮 」一聲,阿榮的鈴鐺響了。老師父搖頭說:「定力不夠。這幾天辛苦了,先下去洗澡休息吧。」過一會兒,飯島小可愛小姐開始大跳豔舞「叮 」阿德的鈴鐺也響了 老師父:「唉!你也不行,你也下去洗澡休息吧!」剩下阿文一人,飯島小可愛小姐大跳鋼管舞然而,阿文就是不為所動。老師父高興的說:「不錯!你的定力非常好!好!這幾天你也辛苦了!你就跟阿榮、阿德下去洗澡吧!」這時「叮 」 -
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PostSubject: Re: 嘿~嘿咻   Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:28 pm

I lIkE thE sEcOng wAn...
gAy wEn...
hAhA...
ErnEstlsq...
whO ArE U???
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PostSubject: Re: 嘿~嘿咻   Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:31 pm

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PostSubject: Re: 嘿~嘿咻   Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:08 pm

first one zha dao...
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