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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:55 pm

Need to do some advertising...

If any1 seems to be bored of the fish jokes, welcome to the new topic outside juz opened for high-class laugh gags--Beyond the freezing point---Contains almost any kinds of jokes around the world...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:07 pm

wah fish ! 拆你場哦!
讓我去棒棒場先
wakakaka...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:09 pm

hahaha nice nearn, nvm... we will come back when we r bored, fish...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:13 pm

kk i come back leh fish
cause i cant stay at 外太空...
too cool 4 me
4 us, too....
FreeZe~~~~~~~
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:15 pm

haha... i juz said that it is below the freezing point... and no dogs allowed... haha... english chagai is like thiss one...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:34 pm

at least i noe wat that means that eunff...
anyway...
i wont go 2 the post anymore....
cause see liao really 不爽....
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:37 pm

haha... now is my turn to tell u not to 妒嫉 me liao la...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:11 pm

SHittttttttttttt, it is good to back in the Ocean! , mahai.............
outside there let alien own liao, so scare............they using special weapon to make us freeze , so many Frozen tuna here = =
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:06 am

haha..... Very Happy
can u all post more jokes pls...
cause i feels very hot now...
one more things is don't all the shit things here pls and post some fish jokes...
hehe... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:24 pm

lolx...
Fish!!!
Y u help alien 2 atk our earth???
fish become alien de weapon le..
Frozen tuna Oo
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:46 pm

Funny............................Ai Ren Where are u????????
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:16 pm

haha... wat alien own... u know these jokes r world-class 1 mah... only for those who knows english... gotta post more when i'm free lolz
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:23 pm

GG...........if u gonna post english jokes hor........in order to attract them to read it............. better paste funny de. And, remember don't make my jokes no body interested to see ok?
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:30 pm

wat do u mean make ur jokes no 1 c? u didnt even hav any jokes lately... onli tui-fei-ing
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:43 pm

This one all of you properly listen before, but still quite funny, so i post here again bah ^^.

最恐怖的日记本!!!!

老熊正要写日记,发现日记本已经用完了,他想出去再买一本回来写,但是已经晚上十二点了。但他还是骑上脚踏车在漆黑的街上找,找了好久终于找到一家书店还没打烊就进去了。有一本日记本他很喜欢,于是问老板多少钱。


 老板用很低沉声音说:这是进口的,定价要200元


 老熊说:那么贵喔,可是我只有带150元出来。


 老板说:没关系,就算你150元好了。


 老熊很高兴的说:谢谢老板。


 老板又用很低沉阴森的声音说:你买回去的时候,千万不要翻开最后一页,不然会发生很恐怖的事情,到时不要怪我没提醒你啊!


 老熊说:嗯,我知道了。


 老熊把日记本买回家了,他把包装拆掉,放在房间里窗户前的桌子上。这时他想先洗个澡再出来写日记


 洗完澡之后, 老熊发现书桌前的窗户竟然被打开了,风把日记本一页一页的吹开快吹到最后一页時还是被风吹开了


 恐怖的事发生了只见老熊尖叫了一声,









因为他看到最后一页写着:























  定价:3 元
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:49 pm

This one yeng this one yeng!




一個感動的笑話
週末夜晚,一對老夫婦緩慢地走進麥當勞,他們點了一份漢堡、一份薯條、
一杯可樂,找了最角落的位置坐了下來。這對老夫婦跟其他年輕男女顯得格格不入,
四周的人不禁偷偷地望著他們,心想:「哇靠,他們少說八十歲了吧!」、「說不定結

婚超過五十年了。」、 「想想看,他們這輩子攜手經歷了多少風雨悲歡...。」
老先生將托盤裡的食物拿了出來,先是把漢堡細心地撕成兩等分,一根一根仔
細地數薯條,也是分成兩等分,然後啜了一口可樂,遞給老婆婆,老婆婆也啜了一口
。就這樣,大家看著老先生吃著他那半份漢堡和可樂,老婆婆則是靜靜地

看著他吃。並沒有動她自己那一半。如果老先生喝一口可樂,老婆婆便接著也喝一口。
一個年輕人看不下去了,走到他們旁邊,很有禮貌地表示願意為他們再買一份餐。老先
生婉拒:「真多謝,年輕人,不用啦,我們總是共同分享所有的東西。」
就這樣,老先生繼續吃他的漢堡薯條,老婆婆靜靜地看著他吃。如果老先生喝
一口可樂,老婆婆便接著也喝一口。年輕人又走過去,請他們允許他再買一份餐給他們

,這次輪到老婆婆說:「謝謝你年輕人,不用啦,我們總是分享所有的東西。」
可是大家看到,老婆婆一口食物也沒動,只是看著老公公吃,並交替地喝那杯
可樂。年輕人忍不住了,第三次走到他們的桌子邊,問老婆婆說:「婆婆,妳怎麼不
吃呢?妳說你們總是分享所有的東西,妳在等什麼呢?」
老婆婆抬起頭,望著年輕人,緩緩地回答:
啊我在等



Guess what is she waiting XD , belanjar you a fish ball tomorrow.
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:30 pm

mmm...
i think le 1 answer...
i think funny de~

The PoPo will say : 我在等我在等假牙....

wah! cool + funny~
我就是那麼完美...

right anot fish the answer??
if wrong liao oso nvm...
put me ths ba cause more funny !!
wakakaka....
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:41 pm

i think nearn is right about that....
give answer lah , fishhhhh.....
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:43 pm

Pro yea, You're rightttttttttt DUDE~!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:14 pm

After that...

The young man said: Then i buy 1 fake teeth for u lolz!!

Heheee Very Happy

Cool?! Laughing

heheeee

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:17 pm

THinker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't spoil my super geng hai jokes can or not???????????? Don't make it become freezing de , 算我求你好不好???
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:36 pm

老婆婆 : 老公, 醬以後有兩副假牙, 我們共享好嗎? 我們輪流用 ^^
老公公 : 好啊 ! 以後我幫你洗假牙, 你幫我洗假牙 , 一起把假牙洗到我們一百歲,兩百歲, 好嗎???
老婆婆 : 你對我的愛,比這假牙更堅固嗎.... (淚流...)
老公公 : 我們的愛, 就像是這假牙般, 無論經歷過多少次McDonald,依然堅固無比...
老婆婆 : 對! 謝謝'黑人牙膏'~
老公公 : 請用'黑人牙膏'!!!!
老婆婆\老公公 : 黑人牙膏 万歲~~~~
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:39 pm

= =......................................yeng hai
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:58 pm

wah...i think u will diu me de XD
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:45 pm

嬰兒出世第一句話

院裡醫師與護士正忙著替一位即將臨盆的孕婦接生

經過好幾個小時的折騰之後,

終於成功而且順利的迎接了這個新生命,

正當大伙都替這位小貝比高興之時,

護士小姐發現了很奇怪的一點:為什麼小嬰孩的小手緊握著拳頭!


於是護士小姐小心翼翼的將嬰孩的小手拉開,

發現裡頭握著的竟是一顆避孕藥!!!!

這時候只聽見小嬰孩說:



媽的!想幹掉我,沒這麼容易![u]
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