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PostSubject: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:17 pm

Ant Vs grasshopper This one really make me laugh XD


Once upon a time,there lived an ant and a grasshopper.
The grasshopper does nothing else but jump around and play. On the other
hand, the ant is so hardworking, looking for food all day long and store
them in it's nest.
Looking at his hardworking friend working so hard, the grasshopper ask,
"Hey, Ant! U dun have to relax ah? Always busy one. Come and play with me
lah."To which the ant replied, "I can't lah i have to store all these food."

"Haiyah! Relax lah. Why u bother storing all these food? When u hungry den
go find lah." the grasshopper told the ant again.
"Eh,cannot lah. I have to standby for the coming winter season.Then I no
need to panic mah. I think u oso must standby u know." the ant telling his
friend.
"Where got time...I go play better. U wanna store food u go ahead lah. I
continue playing ok.. bye!" And hop goes the grasshopper.
The Ant is a hardworking guy... oops i mean insect.
Not like the grasshopper who is so lazy. And so as days, weeks, months go
by,the winter still has not come yet but the ant is still seen searching and
storing food.
The two friends happen to meet again. "Hey Ant! U still haven't finished
storing food ah? Last time all the food all go where? So fast finish
ah?"asked grasshopper.
"I got keep but all overdue liao. So cannot eat anymore. All because winter
not here yet. Now i have to go and look for new food." sighed the ant.
"But ant ah.. U dun mind i ask ah.. Did u ever have thought that Malaysia
where got winter?" ask the grasshopper again.
"AHHHH????!!!!!" the ant was shocked!

THE END.
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:23 pm

i really like this story.... Very Happy Shocked
nice jokes... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:26 pm

DHL , deliver everythings. XD this video damn funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0pxmi52C0U

This forum cannot paste youtube videos ><"


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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:38 pm

有一天小明上學來,老師發現他臉上腫了一大塊,就問他:「小明你是怎麼啦?」
小明回答說:「昨天我不敢一個人睡,就跑去跟爸爸媽媽睡,睡睡睡,爸爸就問我睡
著了沒,我說還沒,過了一陣子,爸爸又問我睡著了沒,我又說還沒。
結果爸爸就很生氣的往我眼睛打了一拳說:「你會為什麼都不睡覺呢?」
老師聽了之後大概了解是什麼情況
老師就跟小明說:「爸爸媽媽晚上的時候可能還有一些事情要做,老師教你:如果爸
爸再問你睡著了沒的話,你就不要回答,假裝睡著了,這樣就好了啊。」
隔天小華來上學了,結果這次變兩個"黑輪"
老師就很吶悶問小明說:「小明啊~你沒用老師教你的方法嗎?」
小明說:「有啊,爸爸問我的時候,我都沒有出聲啊」
老師:「那為什麼你還會被爸爸修理呢?」
小明:「昨天我感覺床一陣天搖地動,然後聽見爸爸說:「我要去了,我要去了」,
接著媽媽也說:「我也要去了,我也要去了」
我就很興奮的跳起來說:「你們要去那裡,我也要去」
老師:夠了


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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:57 pm

haha.... Laughing
i really like this jokes.... Smile
hey... Rolling Eyes
u all really pro. lah... cheers
always find so many funny jokes.... geek
post more jokes everyday... study
so i can laugh all day.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:53 pm

奶油餅一家人出去逛街,突然,奶油餅他兒子被車撞,頓時灑出一攤.....


.....紅豆泥來,這時,奶油餅爸爸說:..........







奶油餅爸爸:該死,他不是我兒子!
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:25 pm

This 1 not funny loh fish...

Why no ppl post some FISH JOKES?
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:56 am

阿母的信~


親愛的兒子:
我這封信寫得很慢 因為我知道你看字不快
我們已經搬家了,不過地址沒改,因為搬家順便把門牌帶來了。
這禮拜下了二次雨,第一次下了三天,第二次下了四天
那間店披薩還不錯,改天我們全家再一起去街口的餐館吃牛排
還有你阿姨說你要我寄去的那件外套,因為郵寄時會超重,所以我們把釦子剪下來放在那件外套的口袋裡。
你姊姊今天早上生了,因為我還不知道到底是男的或女的,所以我不曉得你要當阿姨還是舅舅。
媽媽最近沒什麼事,我會再寫信給你。
ps.我們本來要寄錢給你,但是信封已經黏好了

Hao! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:38 am

This one is SOHAI not funny... but I had felt a cold breeze in here...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:56 pm

stupid mail... Laughing
post more jokes like the 1st one... Smile
pls lah... Twisted Evil
thx.... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:39 pm

WaT lah GG...
ths mail damn funny leh !!!!!
nice nice i like it veri veri much ^^
Gambeteh!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:46 pm

That mail is perfect , fuck you gg. Too many nice joke will make you feel bored, nice jokes must partner with cold one, understand mao?

However, mine are all nice jokes, and u can find cold one outside there ok?
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:50 pm

fish earn post here....= ="
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:01 pm

You're right dude~!!!!! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:27 pm

And this is funny... hahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahhahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:43 pm

GG...
Cool LG~...........
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:43 pm

See? told ya you can found nice jokes in my territories lar~ hahahahhaha
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:51 pm

Wan some science n math jokes? I must ask for u all's opinion or i maybe would end up being beaten up...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:52 pm

u can post if funny~
i think we will like sains n math de jokes 1 ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:55 pm

Not very funny 1 wor... and sometimes will make some1 wanna beat u up 1... u agree?
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:56 pm

some1 not me then ok lol
wakakaka...
GG go ba~
u alien lai de...
should not scare human !!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:10 pm

Hahhahaha then 1 goes like this:

One day, Nitric Acid met Natrium Hidroxide in the lab. They fell in love with each other and had a relation. But they got to hot till the whole lab shook...

*Dun burn Natrium Nitrite...They explodes
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:03 pm

HNO3 + NaOH --> NaNO3 + H2O
wah!!!!!!!

i regret leh LG .....
原諒我吧朋友...
我沒想到會醬冷的...
真的....
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:03 pm

Hey..........don't post such poles' jokes here pls...........the weather is changing terrible here ><'''' nnnnnnnooooooooo
Forgive me pls gg T_T
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 2   Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:01 pm

then who say wan me 2 post here 1? Nearn the lonely dog...lonely b'coz useless mah, then no 1 wan lor...hahahahhahahahahahahha... y no 1 laugh 1? hahahahahhahahahhahah
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