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Filet-o-Fish

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PostSubject: Fish's territory 1   Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:26 pm

CKC was so confidence with her Penis. One day, he is trying to register a hotmail account.

Ckc:' Ha! i will put my hotmail password as 'penis''

A moment later......

Ckc:' It said my password wasn't long enough......'
Fish:' I though u said that ur penis is so long that when u laid it down, it can go from A to Z ?'
CKC:'Ya.....But i laid it down on a keyboard.......'

XD
(Hotmail password must minimum had 6 characters)

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I hate to attend a wedding, all those grandpa grandma will poke me and said that 'You're the next'.......They stopped that after i started to doing that to them at funerals.

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This one is found on a website.


A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took
a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyota Camry overtook his taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ...look .... Toyota !! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan !
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .
Driver: yah....
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.
Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan !
Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah...
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !
Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan!
Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!
Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....very fast!....
Made in Japan


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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:31 pm

Haha ! the 3rd one Funny !! lolz~
Good One Good one ~ cheers

But the 1st jokes.....Err emm...pufff~
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:39 pm

This is some jokes that i think is funny.Man man lai, i also have to check dictionary only understand.

Lesson Number One:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to
get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull.

"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of
dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to
reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched
at the top of the tree. Soon, he was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there.

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Lesson Number Two:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it
was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile
of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:22 pm

the third joke is quite funny.... Very Happy

Cool besides that , i also like the story that teach us some moral value:

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:47 pm

Ya, i have to confess those moral value are facts.

So, every time i shit on You (ckc), i am actually helping u lar, u should sing for joy as well right? Or maybe shut the fuck up! BOooooooo~boooooooom XD
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:44 pm

wa....por engrish...i coldn;t understtaant what u gay rre tocking about? haixxx...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:22 pm

(Edited) [b]


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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:42 pm

wow......
how can you write this???
she would be online soon...
i think you should delete it.......
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:09 pm

pawn is not "pound"...is "porn".....i mean the pronounciation...gg...ang pa pa is really good la...me no difference..juz self-study..lo...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:01 pm

国昌:有时候,一个愚蠢的人提出的问题,会使聪明的人回答

不出来。稳嘉你有没有遇到过这冲情况。

稳嘉:,你这个问题我回答不出来。



18+++




某日,一女子到湖畔戲水游泳,因四下無人,便脫光衣服下水。

湖裡住著一隻青蛙,那隻青蛙看見水面附近有一個黑洞,

一時好奇,便游了進去,那女子戲水完畢,就穿上衣服回家。

過了幾天,那女子覺得身體不舒服,肚子裡老覺得有東西在裡頭。

便上醫院檢查,醫師覺得不對勁,替她開刀檢查,

竟然發現裡頭有一隻死青蛙,青蛙的遺體旁還有一封信,上面寫著:

<<青蛙的遺書>>

自從我住進這個黑洞之後,每天遭亂棒毆打.....




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裸女坐計程車!(18+)!!

有一天,

有一位裸女在路旁攔下一台計程車,

當她坐上計程車之後,

那位男計程車司機便一直看著她!

裸女很生氣的對司機說:「看什麼看...沒看過裸女唷!」

司機便大怒的說:「我是看你從哪裡掏錢出來給我!」

 

裸女隨後愣了一下.........


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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:25 pm

The english too long lazy to see...
The chinese hard to see...too italic liao...
lolxxx....
anyways...
I got see some...
funny funny...
haha ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:46 pm

專家統計, 有80%正常人唔知道以下事物!

> ◎蝦的心臟在頭部.
>
> ◎豬無法看到天空 .
>
> ◎老鼠和馬不能嘔吐.
>
> ◎貓的尿液是夜光的 .
>
> ◎世界上有50%的人從來沒有接聽過電話.
>
> ◎ 你睡覺的時候, 不知不覺中會吃入70多種蚤虫.
>
> ◎你永遠不可能用你的舌頭舔到你的手肘.
>
> ◎Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sheep's Sick 是英文中最難以發言的一個句 子.
>
> ◎打噴嚏若過於強勁, 會導致胸腔破裂.
>
> ◎如果你打電話超過一個? p時, 耳朵裡的耳垢會增加7倍.
>
> ◎打火機比火柴更早發明出來.
>
> ◎你的心臟可以產生把血液噴出三十尺高的壓力.
>

最後一個 ...























◎根據統計, 有90%的"傻人"未睇完呢篇妙事, 已經試圖用自己的舌頭舔自己
的手肘!

唔准講大話, 你有冇先 ?
我有。。。不过鱼没有手 XD
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:37 pm

Huh?!
Wat kind of joke is that?
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:33 pm

Come on~ Laugh lar Thinker, act cool meh?? Just like what u always did, such as ''her! herher!'' thx.
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:47 pm

quite funny.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:30 pm

lolxxx...
i got try it oso...
haha...stupid stupid...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:22 pm

hahahaha... lol!!!

quite enjoyin to read...
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PostSubject: Re: Fish's territory 1   Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:44 pm

gg lolz... I think the bullshit thing is the best lor... others r freezing... gg
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