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PostSubject: gOOd 18++ jOke...I lIkE thEm   Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:16 pm

一农夫买了几头猪,希望养大后,可以做火腿和腌肉,数周后,他发现没有一头猪怀孕,
于是就打电话请兽医帮忙,兽医告诉他要采用人工受精。
农夫根本就不知道那是什麽意思,但又不想让别人看出自己无知,所以他只问了兽医如
何才能看出猪怀孕了。兽医说,只要看到猪在泥浆里躺下来并不停打滚,就说明它们怀孕了。
农夫挂了电话,思讨了一下,得出的结论是:人工受精就是要他给这些猪受精。于是他
将这些猪悉数装上卡车,拉倒小树林里,并挨个把它们干了一遍,完事后,又把它们全 部拉回来。
第二天醒来后,农夫走到猪圈,看到猪都仍一个个站在那里,他想,肯定是第一次没有
成功,于是他又用卡车把猪拉到小树林里,这次,为了保险起见,他很卖力地将它们各 干了两次。
第二天一早,他起身到猪圈,发现猪还是站在那里,没动静,他心想,在试一次吧,于
是又把猪装到卡车上拉到小树林里,用了整整一天的时间,一遍又一遍地挨个干这些猪,
回到家里,累得一头倒在床上,昏睡过去。
第二天,他几乎起不了床了,于是让他老婆去看看猪是否都已经躺在泥浆里了。他老婆
回来告诉他:不,猪全都跑到了卡车上了,其中一头还在不耐烦地用嘴巴按喇叭呢。
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潮湿的午後,安静的图书馆中,阿德K了一上午的书,觉得有点累了,
不由得伸了伸懒腰,不小心碰到隔座的女孩,女孩吓了一跳!
碰翻了桌上的饮料,把衣服弄湿了一大片。
阿德很不好意思,马上对女孩道歉:「小姐!对不起!害你受惊了!我会负责的。」
女孩转过头来,正色对阿德说:「同学!有点常识好不好!你只是碰了我一下,我不可能『受精』的,
不过你把我弄得湿湿的,最好赶快拿卫生纸帮我擦一下吧!」
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一只大象问骆驼:你的咪咪怎么长在背上?骆驼说:死远点,我不和鸡鸡长在脸上的东西讲话!蛇在旁边听了大象和骆驼的对话后一阵狂笑。大象扭头对蛇说:笑屁!你个脸长在鸡鸡上的,没资格! rabbit
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一天蚊子跟螳螂去偷看一女的洗澡,蚊子很自豪的说:看,十年前我在她胸前叮了两口,现在肿的这么大了;螳螂不服气的说,那有什么,我十年前在她两腿间劈了一刀,至今还每个月都在流血pig
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lol!
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PostSubject: Re: gOOd 18++ jOke...I lIkE thEm   Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:31 pm

hahaha...3rd n 4th de funny ^^ i like 蚊子 n 螳螂
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PostSubject: Re: gOOd 18++ jOke...I lIkE thEm   Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:56 pm

GJGJ Skitty !!
Haha ! Support Support !!

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PostSubject: Re: gOOd 18++ jOke...I lIkE thEm   Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:14 pm

skit de jokes are so funny....
make me laugh....Laughing
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