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PostSubject: Ugly jOkE   Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:49 pm

這天,酒店老闆正在大廳巡視。來了一乞丐上前說道:老闆給個牙籤行嗎?

老闆給他一個打發走了。一會兒,又來一個乞丐,也是來要牙籤的。

老闆心想現在這乞丐怎麼不要飯改要牙籤了?也同樣給他一個打發走了,沒過多舊,又來一個乞丐。

老闆對他說:你也是來要牙籤的嗎?乞丐說:有個人吐了,可我晚了一步

,已經被前面兩個乞丐把能吃的都吃了,現在只剩下湯了。你能給我個吸管嗎?

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老大、老二乘坐飛機,老二暈機,不停嘔吐。一袋吐滿,老大只好去取袋子,

等他回來時,發覺全機人都在不停嘔吐。老大問其原因,老二說:我看到這只袋子也吐滿了,

只好又喝進去了半袋,結果他們就全吐了。

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有一天,老大和老二又去戲院看戲,看到中途二人為情節發展而爭執起來,

並為此打賭。老大指著前邊擺的一排痰盂說:輸的人要喝一口那裏邊的東西。

不幸,老大輸了,於是老大皺著眉頭喝了一口。二人接著賭下邊的情節,這次,老二輸了。

只見老二抱起一個痰盂,咕咚咕咚連喝了十五大口。老大大驚失色,佩服的五體投地,對老二說

你太了不起了,居然能連喝十五大口!

老二搖搖頭,不是我想喝,那個痰盂裏的痰太濃,我實在咬不斷...


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PostSubject: Re: Ugly jOkE   Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:04 pm

veri "wei" !!! 我看到這只袋子也吐滿了,

只好又喝進去了半袋 + 痰盂裏的痰太濃,我實在咬不斷 ....................
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PostSubject: Re: Ugly jOkE   Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:27 pm

really a ugly jokes...
make me feel like wants to vomit.... pale
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PostSubject: Re: Ugly jOkE   Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:33 pm

damn disgusting dude...
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PostSubject: Re: Ugly jOkE   Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:10 am

Errrrrrr..................
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